Pucker, Please

There is a long list of skills that each of my children need to work on mastering.  But Biggs is missing one specific talent that can no longer be ignored.

Biggs is a super friendly guy.  He loves the ladies.  And...just like his father...he rarely balks at the offer of a nice kiss on the mouth.   But the boy does NOT pucker.  Doesn't even attempt it.  And when you have 30 pounds of open mouth and slobber headed for you, a girl can feel overwhelmed.  Now that we've officially approved chaperoned dating , some intervention is necessary to keep things Christian at the end of the evening.

Luckily, we live with a pucker extraordinaire who was happy to lend her services.

First Rule of Smooch:  TONGUE IN.

No girl's leaning in for that, Biggs.

Second Rule of Smooch:  Focus on your target.

Third Rule of Smooch:  When in doubt, offer the cheek.

We've got a long way to go, but we're lucky to have such an experienced instructor.  And with this pupil's enthusiasm, he should have it down in no time.